By: B. Phillips

What is worse telemarketers or "Middle of the Mall," people? I say "Middle of the Mall," people for they can actually seek you out, like a wild lion looking for injured prey to gnaw and chew on. I've found the best defense for these people, much like in the wilderness or the streets of LA, is to travel in packs. Therefore you can avoid eye contact, and you are not sucked into buying those things you have to have like roller shoes, spermicidal lube, mix cd of kids songs, spermicidal lube, or a fitted hat with your initials and rap name stitched on it, and spermicidal lube. Plus you can always hang up on a telemarketer!

Until Next Time,

Stay Dirty